Jokes for The Day
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward..... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
> Beautiful,
> Responsible
> Energetic
> Adorable
> Sweet
> Truthful and
> Self-Organized.
> In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day...
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward..... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
> Beautiful,
> Responsible
> Energetic
> Adorable
> Sweet
> Truthful and
> Self-Organized.
> In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day...
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.
Comments
I find your blog interesting especially the novena article. I really need these kinds of readings. They are just inspiring. Finding one on your site might be a sign that somehow my tribulations are coming to an end very soon.
Anyway, thanks for dropping by and blog on!!!
Well, feel free to come back again.. My blog is all about life..anything, whatsoever and also motivation to stay alive and happy! :)
These jokes are funny.. but hamsap also..-___-
So in conclusion, DD is hamsap!! XD
I like the first one. haha! It's sooo true!:P
Haha.. Kok, good you like it ... at least i cheer someone up today .. hehehe ..
Very interesting jokes.
Well, the terminal in Kuching is at Pending......next to KPA or not far from Rajah Court