Showing posts from December 21, 2008

My Christmas Day

Yesterday, I didn't do much but worry of the naughty neighbour's dog. He is so naughty and keep on thinking of going out of the house. Haaaiihhhzz..

OK, I wake up at 6.30am, getting ready to church. Well, I thought of going to church on the eve but I am too tired to stay awake until 12 midnight. I didn't even hear the fireworks at 12. Hahaha... Piggy me.

The church are in need of expansion. There are too many people. I guess sooner or later, they will start collecting funds to expand the church.

So after church, we went for brunch at Kenyalang Park. My dad wants to buy kerosene. When we are there, the owner of the Shell station do not wants to sell us the Kerosene until my dad buy the bottle to fill the kerosene. He keep saying that he can get hang if he allows my dad to fill it with our own bottle. What the hack???

After the stressful debate at the Shell station, we went to eat tomato mee. Then, I went to buy the 'tek ko' plastic cover. Selling at 40 cents per meter, …

Do Good Deeds on Christmas

During this Christmas season, we should do more good than bad. Anyone agrees with this statement? Well, I absolutely agree!! Well, it's not that I'm doing good or bad but isn't it better if we take this time to reflect what good have we done?

On Christmas eve, I received call from my dad about saw the dog that I usually feed at the middle of the road. He is lying, still alive and not moving. It seems like he has been hit by a car and left unattended for at least 1 night. Well, hearing this, I totally had no more mood to work.

So, after discussing with BF, we go out and take the dog to the usual vet where I send my dog. According to the vet, his injuries is quite serious and in future, may have to walk with only 3 legs. As my one hour is almost up, so, I left the dog there until evening, where I go and pick him home. During the temporary 5 hours at the vet, she cleaned the dog, give him an injection and also feed him. He looks totally different from where I saw him when I met…

Merry Christmas!!!

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Stop Animal Abuse

Few months ago, my neighbour bring back a puppy. I heard that he saw a cute little puppy on the street and just bring him home. At first thought, he is indeed a nice person to bring home a stray dog.

BUT, recently, I realize he is just being 'nice' because the dog is all black. For chinese, 100% black color dogs suppose to bring luck into the family. I guess that is the reason he bring him home. In my eye, I don't see that he do any good on the puppy. Last week, a thief almost break into his house but lucky the neighbour realized it and scare the thief away. When he came back, he hit the puppy for failing to scare the thief away. I was like "What the hack?? The puppy is only 3 mths old!!!". Come on lah!! My dog scare of lightning. Do I punish her just because she scared of lightning???? What a stupid person!! I wonder what dirt is in his head. Maybe his head is full with dirt.

Every weekend, whenever I'm at home, I heard the puppy cry each time they came home. …

Simple Calculation - Give it a shot!

Try out this test and you will be surprise of what the results are:

1. Firstly, how many times in a week you would like to dine out?
2. Take the number and multiply with 2.
3. Add the result with 5
4. Multiply again with 50
5. If your birthday is over, plus with 1758, else plus the result with 1757.
6. Lastly, minus result from (5) with your birth date

You will get a 3 digit number.
The first digit represent total times you would like to dine out while the last 2 digits are your age.


Bad Teaching

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate BUT
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity

I was born intelligent-
Education ruined me

Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speaks

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Money is not everything
THere's Mastercard & Visa

One should love animals
They are so tasty

The wise never marry
And when they marry they become otherwise

Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep

The more you learn, the more you know,
But the more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.. why learn?

Jokes for Sunday Morning

Very funny stories here ....

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock..

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat …