Journey of Life

I receive this funny icons which shows our emotion during the 7 days a week. It's quite funny but true. Enjoy and have a nice weekend! Monday - mad mad Monday Tuedays - Slowly Releasing Out Wednesday - Not quite there yet Thursday - wink! wink! Friday & Saturday - Thank God it Friday! Saturday, my best day! Sun Morning - ARGHHHHH, weekday is coming Sun Afternoon - Oh NOOOOO !!!!

I got this funny jokes from one of my forwarded emails from AppleJul .. so funny that I couldn't help not to post it up .. hehe .. enjoy, have a good weekend! This happened about a month ago near Karak. A guy was driving from KL to Kuantan and decided not to take the Karak Highway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. The inevitable happens and when he reached the hills his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It soon got dark and started to rain very heavily. And pretty soon he got wet and was shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opened the door and jumps in , glad to be out of the wet and cold. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!! Even...

This is actually a funny conversations... Kiddo is curious and wondering what is inside his aunt tummy because her tummy is much bigger than any other people. So he ask aunt what she have inside.. Kiddo: Aunty, what's that inside your stomach? Aunt: This is baby. See, my tummy is big in order to store the baby and protect him Kiddo: Really? I have a big tummy too Aunt: Yes, you have a round tummy too, like mine. Kiddo gets excited and happy. While rubbing his tummy, he said to his mum... Kiddo: I have baby too. Mummy, see I have baby like aunty. Mum: What makes you think you have baby? Kiddo: I have round tummy, just like aunty. I have baby in my tummy. Mum: Your tummy is fats, its not baby. Boys don't get pregnant, ok. Kiddo: But I have a big tummy, mum. This means I'm pregnant too. Mum: Don't be silly. Boy don't get pregnant. Do you ever see boys pregnant? Your daddy ever give birth or not? Kiddo: No, daddy has flat tummy. Mum: So, don't ge...

This is so amazings ... Can't help not to share it with everyone .. > This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. > experience > > Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable > mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.. > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this: > > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder > about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all > been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How > about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these > questions: > > If: > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > is represented as: > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > Then: > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% >...

Have you ever wonder what will the inside of our atm machine looks like? Or the coffee maker machine? Or the wonder kids toy? What if the facts is like what shows in this photos? Hahaha .... What if, there's a man behind those ATM machine? Or someone down there generating the kid's toy? And there's a lady hiding in that ice-cream machine in fullfiling our ice cream hunt? Worst, a singer behind that machine singing whatever song that we long to hear? And a real human coffee maker? Not forgetting, this! Or this ... Or risking life for us? Anyway, have a good laugh and Good Day!!

Today's Inspirational Message . . . Never p*ss off a guy who owns a digger . . . . . . .

This jokes is really funny: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a football.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '£250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have football boots.' The lover, remembering the last time...

Another funny jokes : How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. What are you looking at ???? .. .. .. I am referring to the older gentleman by the door!!!

Believe it or not these are real Nashville , Tennessee 911 calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just s...

l I got this very funny emails forwarded by a friend. As I am quite stressed lately, this mail actually makes me smile for a second. So, anyone who is stress, read this! If you are stress, must have desserts! Why? Eat pork... Can't eat pork ... swine flu. . . . Chicken? Can't eat chicken ... bird flu . . . What about beef? Can't eat beef ... mad cow . . . Eggs then... Can't eat eggs ... salmonella . . . Then fish? Can't eat fish ... heavy metal poisons in their water . . . Vegetables and fruits is the best!? Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides.. . . . Hhmmm ... Hmm ... Hm ... m ... m ... m .. m . m m m m m m m m m m m m What's left are chocolates and ice cream. Let's have a desserts! After all, when you spelled stressed backwards, it leads to DESSERTS!

Receive this very funny chart of our personality character. Hhmmm, very funny though. Give it a try!! NO cheating, ok! Click to enlarge

I got this one from a forwarded mail. Well, it's too funny and I can't help to share them to all. Some more, it's Wednesday!! ‏ Ah Beng was walking along his work area one day and saw his fren Ah Mute. Ah Mute can't speak so he needs to use sign language to communicate. Ah Mute signal why Ah Beng isn't at work. Ah Beng than look around and gathered some leaves under the tree and stand on them. He look at Ah Mute and pointed down at the leaves. Ah Mute is now confused... Later Ah Sian pass by and saw Ah Beng standing on the leaves. Ah Mute then signal Ah Sian on what is Ah Beng trying to say .. Ah Sian than type down in his handphone and show it to Ah Mute. 'Aiyo so simple, Ah Beng Is On Leave!'

I found this comics very funny and interesting.. Have a nice working life!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa'. 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz'. A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender - 'la computadora' - because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make...

** Click the picture if you can't read the wordings. This is very funny. At one second, I thought of forwarding this jokes to SOMEONE who always doing overtime...

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. 'Sir,' she said 'You may use the ladies' room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. 'What a nice feeling,' he thought. 'Mens' restrooms don't have nice things like this.' Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies' restroom ...

Old Women : So tell me how to read this files Cabor : This files is link to capture actual from the report and also future coming in to show potential issue Old Women : Oh, so how you capture future coming Cabor : From your existing files Old Women : Oh, I forgot. The file already change name. Your data here is wrong. Cabor : Yes, I know the files change name and already corrected it last week. Old Women : But the files already have different name and link. How your data can be correct. Cabor : I already change it to the correct files name. The previous files already no longer there, if not correct, it will show N/A. Old Women : The file name itself already change. How you know already change? I haven't told you. You have the wrong files. Cabor : (annoy with frustration) Yes, I know it's different file. I already ammend the link Old Women : But the file is already .. (Cabor cut in before Old Women manage to finish what she want to say) Cabor : Yes, the file is not called XX but...

Taken from forwarded emails... In a large multinational company.............. A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement. The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow. The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye...

For some relaxing moment before the CNY, enjoy this jokes ya!! I took it from one of the forwarded mail.... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down ... His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open, did you see my jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tires". ~~~~~~~~~~~