Jokes - Man Never Listen

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. 'Sir,' she said 'You may use the

ladies' room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the
wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know

if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water
was sprayed gently upon his bottom. 'What a nice feeling,' he thought.
'Mens' restrooms don't have nice things like this.' Anticipating

greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the
warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies'

restroom was more than a restroom; it is a tender, loving pleasure
treat. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait
to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next
thing he knew he opened his eyes. He was in a hospital bed, and a

nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The
last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.' 'The button ATR
is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'


MEN NEVER LISTEN