Funny Jokes

Believe it or not these are real Nashville , Tennessee 911 calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Do you have an address?

No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

9-1-1 What is your emergency?
: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher :
Excuse me?

: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
: Was anything else taken?
: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! <>

And the winner is............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath... Darn......I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Running from the Police


Hey how ya doing?

I laughed out loud at those conversations. Some classics!
Dav DiDi said…

I'm good, but busy with office work ..

Well, I'm glad I can make your day a bit brighter :)

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