Funny Jokes
Believe  it or not these are  real Nashville  , Tennessee  911  calls! Dispatcher  :  9-1-1  What is your  emergency?  Caller:  I  heard what sounded like  gunshots coming from the brown house on the   corner.  Dispatcher:  Do  you have  an   address?  Caller:   No,   I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher :  9-1-1  What is your  emergency?  Caller  :    Someone  broke into my house  and took a bite out of my ham and cheese  sandwich  .  Dispatcher  :  Excuse  me?  Caller  :    I   made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen  table and when I  came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a  bite out of it.  Dispatcher  :  Was  anything else  taken?  Caller  :    No,  but this has happened to  me before and I'm sick and tired of it!  Dispatcher:  9-1-1  What is the nature  of your emergency?  Caller:     I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have  an eleven on  it.  Dispatcher:  This  is nine  eleven.  Caller:     I  thought you just s...
