Escaped Prisoner

I got this from one of my junk mail again ... Very funny ... Enjoy and have a nice Friday and weekends ahead!!!
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside,he finds a young couple in bed.He orders the Guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then get's up and goes into the bathroom.
While he is in there,the husband whispers over to his wife:''Listen,this guy is
an escaped convict.Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seem a woman in years.Isaw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,don't resist, don't whatever he
tells you. satisfy him no matter how much he nause ates you.This guy is obviously very dangerous.If he gets angry,he could kill us both.Be strong honey.I LOVE YOU!''
His wife responds:''He was't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ears.
He told me that he's gays,thinks you're cute,and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I LOVE YOU,TOO!!!!


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