Nine words women use...

I got this from one forwarded mail .. very funny yet somehow, it seems true ...

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
cause they know it's true.


Kok said…
Haha! This seems true! Maybe from TVB series, you also could see this. :P
There is nothing wrong, I am fine thanks. So you go ahead, don't worry about it, I'll do it in five minutes. That's okay, whatever. Loud sigh!
Dav DiDi said…
Hi Kok .. haha, yaya .... TV movie always shows this ....

Pink Elephant ... hahaha , what to do ... some ppl say we women are complex ....
Daniel Liew said…
I'd like to know which word do you normally use. Haha.. Come on.. Share with us...

Dav DiDi said…
Hahaha ....

Well, the words I normally use ah .. "Fine", "Nothing", and "Don't worry, I'll do it" .. whahahhaa ..

Well, sometimes, I think guys is just like a kid .. they tends to make us gal repeating things .. and yet they say us loso .. haaaiihhzzzzz

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